Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted fo… - Jarod Kintz

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Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For example, one year I wanted a yo-yo, and they ended up giving me some wound up string. Gee, thanks, mom.

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