Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.… - Tina Fey

Either way, everything will be fine.

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.

We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

In Washington last week, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of 200 high school students. There were no survivors.

I have a suspicion — and hear me out, ’cause this is a rough one — I have a suspicion that the definition of “crazy” in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.