I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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About Groucho Marx

Julius Henry Marx (2 October 1890 – 19 August 1977), known as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and actor known as a member of the Marx Brothers comedy act and for his solo film and television career.

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Birth Name: Julius Henry Marx
Alternative Names: Julius Marx
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