"The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presenc… - David Sedaris

"The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with a beguiling authenticity. The false beard tended to muffle his speech, but they could hear his chafing thighs all the way to the North Pole."

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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