Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’… - Jarod Kintz

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Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever.

Jarod Kintz

This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I took some naked pictures the other day. I don’t feel shamed, but I do feel remorse over having to steal the whole camera to get the pictures.

I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time.

"Every time a duck talks to you, it says, "Quack." That's a species so advanced it has reduced the complexity of communication down to a one-word language."

Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever. - Jarod Kintz

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