I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The wate… - Jarod Kintz

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I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit.

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I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit. - Jarod Kintz

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