When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is - Chris Pontius

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When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is

Chris Pontius

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About Chris Pontius

Chris Pontius (born Christopher Andrew Pontius on July 16, 1974) is an American television personality and stunt performer. He is a member of Jackass and, with Steve-O, co-host of Wildboyz.

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Alternative Names: Christopher Andrew Pontius • Party Boy

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