My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

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My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

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About Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was a comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners", short simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire.

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Alternative Names: Henry Youngman
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