Napoleon said, “The main use of religion is to keep the common people from murdering the rich. - Garrison Keillor

Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.

That's the news from Lake Woebegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.