[In response to having being referred to as schizophrenic] … - Maria Bamford

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[In response to having being referred to as schizophrenic] Well, that is clearly not my mental illness; I am Bipolar-II — which is the new gladiator sandal!
Schizophrenia is, of course, hearing voices— not doing voices.

Maria Bamford

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Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is a comedienne from Minnesota. She has appeared on her own Comedy Central special and was a star on the show "Comedians of Comedy".

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Alternative Names: Maria Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford

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