I love my country, but maybe that's because I'm white and r… - Maria Bamford

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I love my country, but maybe that's because I'm white and rich. I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit, that I refuse to share with others.

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Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is a comedienne from Minnesota. She has appeared on her own Comedy Central special and was a star on the show "Comedians of Comedy".

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Alternative Names: Maria Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford

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I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others.

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