I find it very hard to be fair-minded About people who go around being air-minded. - Ogden Nash

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

The further through life I drift
The more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

These are enlightened days in which you can get hot water and cold water out of the same spigot,
And everybody has something about which they are proud to be broad-minded but they also have other things about which you would be wasting your breath if you tried to convince them that they were a bigot.