Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand. - Jarod Kintz

Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear, but also my neighbors, because I pray to God He’ll deliver pestilence and plague to the residents next door. I even tell God the exact address, as if He can’t read my heart. But it’s not for His benefit, it’s for my neighbors’.

My currency is kindness, and while there are no ATMs that dispense it, it’s also not accepted or recognized at strip clubs.

I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.