Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when… - Jarod Kintz

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Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand.

Jarod Kintz

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Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand. - Jarod Kintz

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