Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business. - Jarod Kintz

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Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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