If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt. - Jarod Kintz

If love played an instrument, I’ll bet it would be the piano. 88 keys, double infinity, and the ability to chop down trees with a sharpened mustache.

Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.

I was alone in that room. Of course, there were bodies all around, but they were all dead. They were dead when I got there. Well, most of them were dead. The last few I had to strangle so I could enjoy some solitude.