Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears. - Jarod Kintz

She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?

Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.

I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with each knock being three years apart. At the end of the nine years I’ll reply, “Who is it?” And without delay or reply, the person on the other side of the door is to find a new job.