My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce? - Jarod Kintz

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My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?

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