If there's a bright side to the galaxy," Peter said, more or less aimlessly, "we're on the planet that's farthest from it. - Lev Grossman

You know what women are like? They’re like those long, skinny blocks you get in Tetris, the ones made out of four blocks straight in a row. First when you need them you can’t get any, then when you don’t need them anymore they’re fucking everywhere and you don’t know what to do with them.

I admit that you might possibly not be deluding yourself about that.

I have a hard time believing that the history of the universe is being written by a talking rabbit," Eliot said. "Though that would explain a lot.