There must surely be a few bodybuilders who are not idiots. But if so, they are well camouflaged in some undiscovered cave. - Arthur Jones

How old am I? Old enough to know it’s impossible to change the thinking of fools, but young and foolish enough to keep on trying.

Never be so arrogant that you fail to give people the benefit of being as stupid as they actually are.

How would you feel if you lived on an island populated, apart from yourself, exclusively by retarded, malicious chimpanzees? Well, that’s how I feel. Don’t laugh, because you’re one of those retarded, malicious chimpanzees.