The most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that. - Garrison Keillor

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.

Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth breather there is.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.