Growing up my dad was like "Zach, you have a great last nam… - Zach Galifianakis

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Growing up my dad was like "Zach, you have a great last name: Galifianakis... Galifianakis... Begins with a 'gal', ends with a 'kiss'"... I'm like "That's great, Dad. Can we get it changed to 'Galifiana-fuck' please?"

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About Zach Galifianakis

Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis (born October 1, 1969) is a Greek-American comedian, actor and writer.

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Birth Name: Zacharius Knight Galifianakis

Native Name: Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis

Alternative Names: Zacharius Knight Galifinakis • Zachary Knight Galifianakis

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