I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funer… - Mark Twain

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Mark Twain

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About Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known as Mark Twain, was an American humorist, novelist, writer, and lecturer.

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Birth Name: Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Alternative Names: Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass • Samuel L. Clemens • Samuel Clemens • Quintus Curtius Snodgrass

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I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.