[in reference to a two-word comment from a guest] ...I used to dance under that name. - Craig Ferguson

High school is tough on anyone, an absolute rule of the Universe being that if high school is not a buttockclenchingly awkward, emotionally difficult, and unpleasant time of your life, then the rest of it will be a crushing disappointment. Academic success is desirable, popularity (the only thing that most students really desire) is not. Those who excel socially in high school are truly damned. The homecoming queen does indeed bear the mark of the beast.

Oh, this isn't a talk show; it's more just filling time, really, 'til the infomercials start.

Welcome back to the big show where (at this point, he references something from earlier in the show)