Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben

As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.