I’m not exactly sympathetic, but I do have a big heart. I h… - Jarod Kintz

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I’m not exactly sympathetic, but I do have a big heart. I have to, to be able to pump all the blood required to operate my massive penis.

Jarod Kintz

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I’m not exactly sympathetic, but I do have a big heart. I have to, to be able to pump all the blood required to operate my massive penis. - Jarod Kintz

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