The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. - Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Most bankers dwell in marble halls,
Which they get to dwell in because they encourage deposits and discourage withdrawals,
And particularly because they all observe one rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it,
Which is you must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

It's my own dream, I dreamt it, I dreamt that my hair was kempt, then I dremat my true love unkempt it.