What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now. - Jarod Kintz

The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat.

When it seems like the sky is about to collapse, relax, that’s just the roof caving in.

Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too.