I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their… - Jarod Kintz

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I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.

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I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. - Jarod Kintz

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