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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. - Bob Monkhouse
" "I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
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About Bob Monkhouse
Robert Alan Monkhouse OBE (1 June 1928 – 29 December 2003) was a British comedian, actor and presenter.
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