Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave … - Jarod Kintz

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Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.

Jarod Kintz

This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care. - Jarod Kintz

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