It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel. - Woody Allen

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny.
I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

He had been mistaken several times for Robert Redford, but on each occasion it was by a blind person.