Relax, you're among friends now. The long hard day is over and the roly-poly funny man is before you. - Craig Ferguson

By the way, there's a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can get a _____ for twenty bucks.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you’ll make it.

Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken.