I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of c… - Jarod Kintz

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I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place, maybe things still wouldn’t have worked out.

I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open up at 10. I’m never late, except in love.

I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?

I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness. - Jarod Kintz

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