I'm at West Virginia University to do a show, right, and th… - Lea DeLaria

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I'm at West Virginia University to do a show, right, and they've done all this fucking publicity about it...so when I get to my show, who's waiting for me but five hundred Christian protestors with great big signs. "Lea DeLaria is going to hell." Not generic "gay is not good:" "Lea DeLaria is going to hell." Which is what I need five hundred strangers to tell me, like twelve years of Catholic fuckin' school wasn't enough, right?!

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Lea DeLaria (born May 23, 1958) is an American comedian and jazz musician.

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