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You ever get lost with your wife in the car? You're completely lost, and they always say the same thing: "Oh, let's just go home. WE'RE FUCKING LOST!… - Lee Evans
" "You ever get lost with your wife in the car? You're completely lost, and they always say the same thing: "Oh, let's just go home. WE'RE FUCKING LOST!" "What, did you throw bread out the fucking window?"
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Lee Evans (born 25 February 1964) is an English stand-up comedian and actor.
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Lee John Martin Evans
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