If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in si… - Jarod Kintz

" "
If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it.

Jarod Kintz

This quote has a book source. Sign up to see titles and page references

English

Collect this quote

All quotes from Jarod Kintz Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Jarod Kintz:

Groucho Marx Woody Allen Brandon Boyd Steven Wright Margaret Atwood

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz

I predict that love will burst forth on the Fourth of July. That’s tomorrow, so I’d better prepare tonight for massive fireworks of the heart.

Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard.

I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler.

If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at i… - Jarod Kintz

Unlimited Quote Collections

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz

Works in ChatGPT, Claude, or Any AI