I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

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I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name.

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About Zach Galifianakis

Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis (born October 1, 1969) is a Greek-American comedian, actor and writer.

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Birth Name: Zacharius Knight Galifianakis

Native Name: Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis

Alternative Names: Zacharius Knight Galifinakis • Zachary Knight Galifianakis

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You shaved your head for V For Vendetta. Did you also shave your V for Vagina? (to Natalie Portman).

Growing up my dad was like "Zach, you have a great last name: Galifianakis... Galifianakis... Begins with a 'gal', ends with a 'kiss'"... I'm like "That's great, Dad. Can we get it changed to 'Galifiana-fuck' please?"

Whenever I'm with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, "Will you touch my vagina...?" and she's like, "What!?" and I'm like, "That's what you're supposed to say."

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

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