Time is only linear for engineers and referees. - Craig Ferguson

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Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

Craig Ferguson

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About Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-born actor/comedian and former host of The Late Late Show. He was succeeded by British comedy actor James Corden.

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