If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me f… - Jarod Kintz

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If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now.

Jarod Kintz

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If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now. - Jarod Kintz

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