Lutherans don't hold bingo games in the church basement. Lu… - Garrison Keillor

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Lutherans don't hold bingo games in the church basement. Lutherans are against fun in general, which is why for them, birth control has never been a big issue.

Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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