i like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a … - W. C. Fields

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i like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which i also keep handy.

W. C. Fields

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About W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.

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Alternative Names: W.C. Fields • William Claude Dukenfield • William Claude Fields

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i like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which i also keep handy. - W. C. Fields

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