They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave ov… - Steven Wright

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They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven... They're right.

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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