The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her. - Jarod Kintz

I want to create a 3-4 deal — buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only.

We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning.

She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.