It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember … - Joan Rivers

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Joan Alexandra Rosenberg (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), known by her stage name Joan Rivers, was an American actress, comedian, writer, producer and television host, best known for her stand-up comedy, for co-hosting the E! celebrity fashion show Fashion Police, and for starring in the reality series Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? alongside her daughter Melissa Rivers.

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Birth Name: Joan Alexandra Molinsky

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up. - Joan Rivers

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