Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. - Robert Orben

It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.