In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead an… - Woody Allen

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In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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Birth Name: Allan Stewart Konigsberg

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In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm. - Woody Allen

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