Love is a thunderstorm, and I am the desert. - Jarod Kintz

In life or death situations, my father has only been there once for me. So I'd like to tell him thanks for not pulling out when I needed him the most: conception.

Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds.

Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away.