You have no idea how quickly a girl grows up. - Lin Yutang

I like to think of criticism as the highest intellectual effort that mankind is capable of, and above all, I like to think of self-criticism as the most difficult attainment of an educated man.

There are two kinds of animals on earth. One kind minds his own business, the other minds other people's business. The former are vegetarians, like cows, sheep and thinking men. The latter are carnivorous, like hawks, tigers and men of action.

Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey.