They say such nice things about people at their funerals th… - Garrison Keillor

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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Alternative Names: Gary Edward Keillor

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