Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess. - Jarod Kintz

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Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.

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Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true.

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